I've cheated on every partner I've ever had.

I've realised that on the inside I am a vile person.

One of my ex's had cervical cancer. After we split up, I prayed for it to kill her.

I wonder how much sympathy I would get it if I had breast cancer.

I may get bored of this. I may not.

She gave me herpes and $37,000 of debt.

Sometimes when I masterbate, I think about hitting my ex-wife in the face when I come.

In My Secret Life

I tell you the things I can never admit to myself.